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The gay gods have shone down upon me and blessed me with a brand new Sophie Ellis-Bextor track!

Heartbreak Make Me A Dancer is sure to be a big summer hit, everywhere except the US anyway, our radio stations play shit!

Check out the amazing video below.

Saudi Arabia’s religious police have banned red roses ahead of Valentine’s Day, forcing couples in the conservative Muslim nation to think of new ways to show their love.

The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice has ordered florists and gift shop owners in the capital Riyadh to remove any items colored scarlet, which is widely seen as symbolizing love, newspapers said.

“They visited us last night,” the Saudi Gazette quoted an unidentified florist as saying.

It is not unusual for the Saudi vice squad to clamp down ahead of Valentine’s Day, which it sees as encouraging relations between men and women outside of wedlock, the newspaper said.

Saudi Arabia imposes an austere form of Sunni Islam which prevents unrelated men and women from mixing, bans women from driving and demands that women wear a headscarf and a cloak.

Relations outside marriage are strictly banned and punishable by law.

Give me a fucking break already… I know red roses give me such a raging boner..

Source: Reuters

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Sorry for the lack of updates… did you miss me?

MTV News is reporting that the release date for Madonna’s still untitled album is April 29.

The video for the lead single “4 Minutes To Save The World” was recently filmed in London and featured both Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. While on set Madonna helped Justin celebrate his 27th birthday by giving him a cupcake and champagne.

The Spice Girls rocked Boston a little too hard last night. During the last song, a reprise of Spice Up Your Life, the sound system blew out and left the girls to perform the rest of the song in silence!

The girls trouped on and finished out the show to while the audience cheered on! Take a look below.

According to Paula Abdul’s official site Paula will have a new album out Summer of ‘08.

After nearly 13 years since her last album hit shelves will she be able to bring it?

In short, this fag’s answer… Hell yes!

The gayboy gods have smiled upon us today! We get 2 new Kylie videos within 24 hours!

Here is the fab video for “Wow”.

The video reminds me of Spinning Around but on acid

Here is the new video for “In My Arms”.

Two words. Hot shit!

Sarah Brightman’s new album is out today in the US!

I have been waiting on this album for quiet some time so I can’t wait to get my hands on it after work today.

Here is the review from Billboard:

Sarah Brightman is the best-selling soprano of all time because she’s not really a soprano, in the operatic sense. She’s a transcontinental pop star who can hit high notes (kind of). Like 2003’s “Harem,” “Symphony” will lend nicely to an ornate touring spectacle, but not of the Arabian hip-swiveling kind: This collection plays Brightman’s inherent Goth card. “Fleurs du Mal” rocks out like symphonic Led Zeppelin, with power strings and a full choir backing Brightman’s breathy bleating. Andrea Bocelli’s commanding tenor saves “Canto Della Terra,” and Kiss’ Paul Stanley does admirably on the out-of-place “I Will Be With You,” which also gets the epic orchestral treatment, despite its folky structure. But apparently if you load the dominant preferences of every country on earth into the music mash-up machine, this is the stuff that pops out. Who are we to judge? —Kerri Mason

Oh no they didn’t! Photoshop alert!

Perez Hilton has posted up a preview of the article inside.

“Britney Spears has lost her kids, her fans, her underwear and her mind,” reads the strikingly honest cover line on the March issue of Blender magazine, on sale nationwide February 12. The cover image is a composite photo (by Michael Elins), featuring doe-eyed, fresh-faced Spears, wrapped in white silk sheets, that reminds us of her potential. For the article, The Road to Ruin, writer Michael Joseph Gross spent a month interviewing dozens of sources and trailing Britney with the ever-present paparazzo to tell the inside story on all that went wrong-her missteps, her meltdowns, and what friends say may be her last hope for rescue. Those closest to her speak out:

On being a child star: “She was the bread winner in her family,” says one former manager. “And when you know everyone’s living off you, you learn not to trust.” Moreover, again like most child stars, “she was never really taught how to live. Basic things: how to balance a checkbook, how things get done.”

On her breakup with Justin: The breakup, according to those closest to Spears, began her personal collapse. “Ever since then,” says one friend, “she’s been mad at the world.”

On Chaotic and her relationship with Kevin: “Chaotic destroyed the image that we had worked so carefully to create,” says one of her advisers at the time, who opposed the project. “She thought that if she showed the world everything, everyone would love her for it. What it did, instead, was make her look like white trash – and that is not what she is. She’s better than that. It created an appetite for this wild and crazy girl and created this spiral where nothing can satisfy that appetite.“

On her brief time in rehab: She ended her rehabilitation early “because that would have required her to admit, in front of the world, that she had problems. That was the one thing she couldn’t do,” says one of Britney’s closest companions at this time, sounding eaten by frustration. “Is there anyone on the planet, except Britney Spears, who cannot see that Britney has a problem? After that, she pushed her family, literally everyone, away.”

What will it take to save her? Her former manager Johnny Wright says “I’m not pointing fingers, but I can’t believe that she woke up one morning and said, ‘I don’t want my family, or anyone else I knew, to be in touch with me anymore.’ “People say she needs to go to rehab. I think she just needs a friend – somebody not caught up in Hollywood, not looking for a paycheck. Somebody she trusts has to step up and break it down for her.”

Among the most shocking revelations in Gross’ s article comes from an exclusive interview with Danny Haines, an vulnerable 29-year-old man who met Britney Spear-de facto manager/publicist/confidante Sam Lutfi, over MySpace in the fall of 2005. Haines divulges shocking details about Lutfi’s dark past (including at least three outstanding restraining orders and a violent temper) and how he may be a driving force behind Britney’s actions.

On their relationship: To Haines’s fractured ego, Lutfi’s social skills and emotional intelligence were magnetic. He encouraged Haines to “stand up for himself” and at the same time worked to become indispensable to him. Lutfi ingratiated himself with Haines’s family, acting as a go-between and informal counselor. Haines says that their relationship was not romantic or sexual but that Lufti was more jealous than a lover. He could be supportive one day and vicious the next, leaving voicemails tracing extremes from “You’re a worthless motherfucker” to “I love you, man. I love you to death.” He says that…Lutfi reserved most of his energy for emotional blackmail and extortion. “Everybody hates you,” he wrote to Haines, suggesting that Haines should just kill himself: “Seriously, sleeping pills, LOTS of them…”

The threats: When Haines finally cut the cord, Lutfi humiliated him. He e-mailed naked photographs of Haines to his family, friends, colleagues and employer. He texted and called incessantly, telling Haines he hoped his sister would be “raped to death” according to the restraining order…such communications moved Haines to seek the restraining order, which also protects his mother from being contacted by Lutfi.

Haines, whose relationship with Lutfi was the subject of a few obscure blog comments after Lutfi’s other restraining orders wre reported in December, says that he subsequently received an e-mail from Lutfi’s sister’s address, which he read as a warning: “One of your friends is writing to some magazines about your history with my brother…I don’t think that’s wise for him to do.” The warning came with what sounded like a threat: “Those pictures and your history isn’t so positive either and I’m sure you wouldn’t want that to be public as well.”

“If Sam’s not doing anything wrong with Britney, if he’s not worried about being exposed,” Haines asks, “why would his sister be saying, Don’t talk about my brother and his past?”

Britney’s parents weigh in: Informed of the details of Haines’ relationship with Lutfi, Jamie and Lynne Spears, who declined to discuss Lutfi on the record, both expressed grave concern to Blender about his ongoing involvement in their daughter’s life and have encouraged Haines to go public with the story.